The worst part of loving is losing. So we removed that part.
Who Needs warm fur and stinky breath when you can replace with cold smooth metal and a dry nose.
Who doesn't like dogs? What about doggos that never die or leave you?
That’s natural.
You’ve been conditioned to associate love with loss.
We’re here to change that.
Reads your micro-expressions and adapts personality daily
Never pees. Never poops. Never ruins your rugs. Just judges them
Over 4,000 types of barks including “Reassuring,” “Passive-Aggressive,” and “Sarcastic.”
Scratches vanish. So do regrets... and the memories of your old dogs
Choose from archetypes like “The Gentle Pup,” “Angry Yappy Guard Dog,” or “My Actual Dead Dog’s Personality.”
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This is an AI Slop generated site for demonstration purposes only. Do not rely on AI Slop to generate your own happiness. I am not a lawyer and your mileage may vary.
